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Re: Necronomicon Guessing Thread

on Sat 19 Sep 2009, 03:16
Proxy wrote:Whaddaya sellin? Well he is "Mysterious" so you never know what type of things he might be into
Giant Black Dildo: Level 3 Weapon: This giant black dildo scented with axe spray can be swung with such force, it is able to smash in the craniums of many a poor undead. +50 damage to melee attack, chance on hit to stun for 2 seconds. This is indeed a phalic and flaccid sight to behold.
I'm also pretty sure that the merchant might be selling Obi Wan's light saber or Arthas's Frostmourne.*
*While supplies last. Items not available at all locations. Contact your local Mysterious Merchant for more details. No Rain Checks.
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Re: Necronomicon Guessing Thread

on Sat 19 Sep 2009, 04:35
hahahahahahahhahahha excellent. This game should have easter eggs like that one Razz
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Re: Necronomicon Guessing Thread

on Sat 19 Sep 2009, 12:17
Zombie Repellent spray: Zombies find you repulsive and will steer clear of you for a certain amount of time .. However this could backfire and zombies are instead only attracted to you for a certain amount of time..




I'll Buy it at a high price - You can sell me your soul for an extra 1k exp... C'mon you weren't using it anyway Wink you know you want to

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